The Ministratium of The Ministratium of Kyratus is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ronald Alan Thornfield with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.996 billion Kyratians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torberg. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kyratian economy, worth 166 trillion Kyranian Credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,516 Kyranian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, military spending is on the increase, and satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ministratium of Kyratus's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Several.

The Ministratium of Kyratus is ranked 48,385^th in the world and 94^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 637.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.